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    A opener for a new thread here quotes by homer simpson

    1, You know boys , a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman .
    You just have to read the manual and press the right button.
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    true so true.

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    I think this explains it all

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnSH8892 View Post
    I think this explains it all

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    I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around.

    Come on Homer just try - oooh , but trying's the first step towards failure !

    I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!

    If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing

    Homer no function beer well without.

    I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.


    How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

    Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

    Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!

    Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by poves View Post
    I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around.

    Come on Homer just try - oooh , but trying's the first step towards failure !

    I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!

    If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing

    Homer no function beer well without.

    I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.


    How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

    Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

    Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!

    Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
    I think we may have a Simpsons fan here!!

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    Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.

    Why you little....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geo77 View Post
    I think we may have a Simpsons fan here!!
    Abso - diddly - lutely -

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    'Why is it that things that only happen to stupid people happen to me'

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    Just for once I'd like someone to call me . . . "SIR" . .

    without following it with the words . . "You're making a scene"

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