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    Smile Byriani Rhapsody

    Naan, just killed a man

    Poppadom against his head

    Had lime pickle now he's dead.

    Naan, dinner's just begun

    But now I'm gonna throw it all away.

    Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry

    If I'm not back from the loo by this time tomorrow

    Curry on, curry on

    Cause nothing really Madras .



    Too late, my dinner's gone

    Sends shivers down my spine

    Bottom aching all the time

    Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go

    Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.

    Naan, ooh, ooh

    This dopiaza is so mild

    I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.



    [guitar solo]



    I see a little chicken tikka on the side

    Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango

    Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy

    Meat!

    Byriani (Byriani)

    Byriani (Byriani)

    Byriani and a naan

    (A vindaloo loo loo loo)



    I've eaten balti, somebody help me

    He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory

    Stand you well back

    'Case the loo is quarantined...

    Here it comes

    There it goes

    Technicolor yawn

    I chunder

    No!

    It's coming up again

    (There he goes)

    I chunder, it's coming back again

    (There he goes)

    Coming back again

    (up again)

    Here it comes again.

    (No no no no no no NO)

    On my knees, I'm on my knees

    On his knees, Oh, there he goes

    This vindaloo

    Is about to wreck my guts

    Poor meee.. poor meeee...poor MEEEEEE!



    [guitar solo]



    So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?

    So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?

    Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby

    Just had to come out

    It just had to come right out in here.



    [guitar solo]



    [slow bit]

    Korma or dopiaza

    Bhaji, naan or saag

    Nothing makes a difference

    Nothing makes a difference

    To meee....

    (Any way the wind blows....shshshsh)

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    Excellent LOL

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    Oh, how well that sums up my curry nights!!

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    quality Andrew!!!!

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    very good indeed mate i like that

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    superb!

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    Very good

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    smashing hahahahahaha

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    Excellent .................

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    Very good lol

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