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    Default Some Jokes

    Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
    A: Ask your Mum.
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    Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's toilet ?
    A: Say, "Nice dick."
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    Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a S.T.i. ?
    A: An itchy, twitchy tw4t.
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    Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
    A: If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts!
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    Q: Mum's have Mother's Day, Father's have Father's Day.
    What do single guys have?
    A: Palm Sunday .
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    A COUPLE MORE
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    ( 1 )

    A man is in a hotel lobby ... As he runs to the front desk ... he accidentally bumps into a woman and as he does ... his elbow hits her breast .
    They are both quite startled .
    The man turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast , I know you'll forgive me."
    She replies , "If your pen15 is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 243."

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    Three guys went to a ski lodge, the rooms are full, so they have to share a room with one bed.
    In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this very wild dream of getting a hand job!"
    The guy on the left wakes up, and said "That's unbelievable, I had the same dream too!".
    Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing!"

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    very good told the wife them and even she laughed

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    Brilliant!!!

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