If I seem to be limping a bit this morning, there's a good reason.
There I was, just settled down for a quiet read in "the smallest room". I reached sideways for my Top Gear magazine, and there was a sudden bang, followed by an agonizing pain in my left cheek!
The toilet seat had broken across the left hand side, and bitten a chunk out of my backside! Ouch!

I wouldn't mind, but I don't weigh anything like what I used to. And SWMBO can't stop laughing about it. I'm going to limp down to B&Q at lunchtime, for a new one. If I can drive without too much pain.......

Phil

Stop laughing at the back!