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    Default Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

    If I seem to be limping a bit this morning, there's a good reason.
    There I was, just settled down for a quiet read in "the smallest room". I reached sideways for my Top Gear magazine, and there was a sudden bang, followed by an agonizing pain in my left cheek!
    The toilet seat had broken across the left hand side, and bitten a chunk out of my backside! Ouch!

    I wouldn't mind, but I don't weigh anything like what I used to. And SWMBO can't stop laughing about it. I'm going to limp down to B&Q at lunchtime, for a new one. If I can drive without too much pain.......

    Phil

    Stop laughing at the back!

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    Mate, Thats gotta hurt....

    I've stood on a 'closed' toilet seat before now and it shattered into large shards of plastic as my foot stuck in the toilet bowl !!!

    that almost killed me!!!, but to have chunks bitten outta your **** thats just bad !!

    P.S. Hope your OK though !!

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    Sorry Phil, but

    Hope you bum gets better soon..

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    PMSL at this!! don't know what is worse, the fact that it happened or that you've actually come online to share it!!!

    this forum is something special..........but thats just TOOOOO much!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs GSi
    Sorry Phil, but

    Hope you bum gets better soon..
    What she just said!
    Quote Originally Posted by Harry
    PMSL at this!! don't know what is worse, the fact that it happened or that you've actually come online to share it!!!

    this forum is something special..........but thats just TOOOOO much!!!

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    sorry to hear you had a bit of a **** time, hope it heals soon

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    FPmsl !!!

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    As I wasn't getting any sympathy at home, I though I might here.
    Wrong!
    The worst of it is, all the exercise that the medics insist I do mean that I've got no fat on my backside at all -it's all muscle. Which means it hurt even more!

    Oh, well......

    Phil

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    Quote Originally Posted by SignumPhil
    As I wasn't getting any sympathy at home, I though I might here.
    Wrong!
    - oh, you poor misguided fool! You saw the ribbing I got for my little Porsche incident - what else did you expect?!

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    PMSL..

    Sorry Phil, but i'm almost dieing here, choking on my sandwich..

    hope it soon heals mate..

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