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    This may be a repost my appolagies if thats the case
    The Husband Store

    A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go
    to choose a husband.

    Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of
    how the store operates.

    "You may visit this
    store ONLY ONCE!

    There are six floors and the value
    of the products increase as
    the shopper ascends the flights.

    The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

    So, a woman goes to the
    Husband Store to find a husband.

    On the first floor the
    sign on the door
    reads:

    Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

    She is intrigued,
    but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

    Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs
    and Love Kids.

    'That's nice,' she thinks,
    'But I want more.'

    So she continues upward.
    The third floor sign reads:

    Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are
    Extremely Good Looking.

    'Wow,' she thinks, but
    feels compelled to keep going.

    She goes to the fourth floor
    and the sign reads:

    Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

    'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims,
    'I can hardly stand it!'

    Still, she goes to the fifth floor
    and the sign reads:

    Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

    She is so tempted to stay,
    but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

    Floor 6 - You are visitor
    #31,456,012 to this floor.
    There are no men on this floor.
    This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at
    the Husband Store.

    PLEASE
    NOTE:

    To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a
    New Wives Store just across the street.

    The first floor has wives
    that love sex.

    The second floor has wives that love sex, have their own money
    and like beer

    The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

    Driving vauxhall,s for 30 + years
    and still loving it

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    old but still funny and slightly true...

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    Funny but so not true haha

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    Yer i found the Helping with housework. unbelievable as well .
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