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    Default High Octane

    Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking mates who worked as Aircraft mechanics at Biggin Hill.

    One day the airport was unusually fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar, bored with nothing to do.



    Dave said, "I really fancy a beer, wish we had something to drink!"





    Jim says, "Me too, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get sloshed. You wanna try it?"



    So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze and get completely smashed.



    The next morning Dave wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.

    In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!







    Then the phone rings. It's Jim. Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"





    Dave says, "I feel great, how about you?"

    Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"

    Dave says, "No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."

    "Yeah, well there's just one thing."





    "What's that?"



    "Have you farted yet?"

    "No."

    "Well, DON'T, ' cause I'm now in f*king Doncaster!!!

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    Roflmao!!!!

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    Sounds like the Vodka with peppers in that I brought back from Latvia..

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    Nice one mate..

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    ROFLMFAO!

    Nice one. Welcome to the site!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey©
    ROFLMFAO!

    Nice one. Welcome to the site!
    WTF does ROF at the front of laff my f. a. off?

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    Rolling On Floor...

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    Ahhhh right, got ye now...cheers mi Amigo.

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    Oh dear, my mrs has just wet herself

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    very, very good pmsl

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