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    Default Would be Scottish golfers

    An elderly Scottish Jew has decided to take it a little easier and take up Golf. So he puts his name down at the local club.
    After a week he receives a message that his application has been turned down. So he goes down to the club to enquire why.

    Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club?

    Scot: Aye but I am as Scottish as you are Jock.

    Secretary: This means that on formal occasions we wear kilts.

    Scot: Aye, so do I.

    Secretary: You are aware that we wear nothing under our kilts?

    Scot: Aye, neither do I.

    Secretary: But you are a Jew?

    Scot: Aye, I be that.

    Secretary: So you are circumcised?

    Scot: Aye, I be that too.

    Secretary: I am terribly sorry, but the members just would not feel comfortable with that.

    Scot: Ach, away with ya man. I know that you have to be a Protestant to march with the Orangemen.
    And I know that you have to be a Catholic to become a Knight of Saint Columbus. But this is the first time I heard that you have to be a complete prrick to join a golf club.

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