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    Default Clever Words At Dinner

    During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students:
    Michael, if you were on a date, having supper with a nice young
    lady,how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?

    Just a minute, I have to go pee.

    That would be rude and impolite!! What about you Peter how would you say it?

    I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back.

    That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom
    at the dinner table. And you Little Johnny, are you able to use your
    intelligence for once and show us your good manners?

    I would say: 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have
    to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll
    get to meet after supper.

    The teacher fainted!

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    Very good.

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    lol

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    Nice one lol

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