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    A small zoo in Newcastle acquired a very rare species of gorilla.
    Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female, became very difficult to handle.
    Upon examination, the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in season.
    To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available.
    Thinking about their problem, the Zoo Keeper thought of Geordie Elliott, a local lad & part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages.
    Geordie, like many Newcastle men, felt he had ample ability to satisfy any female.
    The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution..
    Geordie was approached with a proposition.
    Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for £500?
    Geordie showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully.
    The following day, he announced that he would accept their offer, but only under four conditions:
    1. "First", Geordie said, "Nee kissin' on the lips."
    The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.
    2. "Second", he said, "Ye cannit nivva tell neebody aboot this."
    The Keeper again readily agreed to this condition.
    3. "Third", Geordie said, "Ah want all the bairns raised as Newcastle fans ."
    Once again it was agreed.
    4. "And last of all", Geordie stated, "You gotta givvus another week to come up with the £500"

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    very good

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    l.o.l.

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    lmao typical !

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    It’s funny but I remember going to high school with a lad who originally came from Harrogate.
    His name was Peter Stinks, I got to know him and he was a real cracking kid so we became friends. While I was ripping the Mickey out of him at school one day (like friends do) he confessed that he really hated his name. Which at the time I thought was understandable.
    Anyway after school, life took us our separate ways and to cut a long story short I bumped into him at the petrol station the other day (some20 odd years later). We had a short chat. During that chat he told me that he changed his name by Deed poll. “Oh” I replied. “So what did you change your name to” I asked. To which he replied “Alan”
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    in the 80's i visited my older brother in Harrogate childrens home .

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