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    Default Supermarket Rules

    Sorry if this has already been posted i just had to share this.

    1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys
    when they aren't looking.

    2. Set all the alarm clocks in Houseware to
    go off at 5 minute intervals.

    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies
    toilet.

    4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone:'Code 3
    in Houseware... and see what happens.

    5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.

    6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

    7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you
    are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the
    Bedding Department.

    8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why
    can't you people just leave me alone?"

    9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your
    nose.

    10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he
    knows where the anti-depressants are located.

    11. Wander around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme
    from Mission Impossible.

    12. Hide in a clothing rack .. . . and when people browse through, say:
    PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

    13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and
    assume the feotal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"

    14. And last but not least - Go into a fitting room, shut the door and
    wait a while... Then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"

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    14 has got to be the best.....

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    I dont know if you all know but the list above was apparently listed in a letter sent to a woman from an American supermarket telling her that she and her husband where now band becuase of the things listed below......which the husband had done over a period of months.............Im still not aloud back lol

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    These are great!! The tomato juice one is just WRONG though!!!

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    top marks for 14!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Orka The Porka
    2. Set all the alarm clocks in Houseware to
    go off at 5 minute intervals.
    My personal favorite.... great amusement can be had with a box full of egg timers!!!!!

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