Sorry if this has already been posted i just had to share this.
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys
when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Houseware to
go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone:'Code 3
in Houseware... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department and tell other shoppers you
are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why
can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your
10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he
knows where the anti-depressants are located.
11. Wander around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme
from Mission Impossible.
12. Hide in a clothing rack .. . . and when people browse through, say:
PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and
assume the feotal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"
14. And last but not least - Go into a fitting room, shut the door and
wait a while... Then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"