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    Default Don't mess with Oldies

    Due to the punchline, this would be a PG one, so adults and teenagers only please:

    There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what
    is wrong with you in a room full of other patients.

    I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled
    it.

    A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.

    The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'

    'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.

    The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded
    waiting room and say things like that. '

    'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

    The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room
    full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or
    something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'

    The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers,
    if the answer could embarrass anyone. The man walked out, waited several
    minutes, and then re-entered.

    The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

    'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

    The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
    advice.. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'

    'I can't **** out of it,' he replied.

    The waiting room erupted in laughter...

    Mess with seniors and you're going to Lose!

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    Lolololol

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    hahahaha

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