death predictor

**Meriva OPC** · 22nd October 2006, 20:33

a little tongue in cheek

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

mine says I'll die at 86 lonely and alone

**neilgsi** · 22nd October 2006, 20:35

35 for me

7 years to go

**david-bell** · 22nd October 2006, 20:37

mines says At age 40 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much. oh well i better make the most of my 5 years i have left

**plasma** · 22nd October 2006, 20:38

At age 83 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck

**willc01** · 22nd October 2006, 20:39

I'm gonna stay indoors and give up drinking.

At age 66 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra

**Ride-On!** · 22nd October 2006, 20:45

Thomas Betmead: At age 41 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.

**AndrewTi** · 22nd October 2006, 20:59

At age 29 you will be stopped at the side of the road due to another turbo failure and be flattened by a passing Volvo Globetrotter driven by a Polish man called Sergie who had dropped his fag in his lap and wasn't looking where he was going as a result.

Uh oh!! best get the life insurance in, or go to the Audi garage pronto!

**vectravirg** · 22nd October 2006, 21:48

At age 61 I will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and my body will never be recovered.

**The Doc** · 22nd October 2006, 21:57

Go back and predict and it changes each time. And they are asking for donations to keep the site running! Americans

Anyway ill be dead when I am ready.

**Beavis** · 22nd October 2006, 22:29

Steve At age 59 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

oh well at least I'll go happy