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    Default death predictor

    a little tongue in cheek

    http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

    mine says I'll die at 86 lonely and alone

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    35 for me 7 years to go

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    mines says At age 40 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much. oh well i better make the most of my 5 years i have left

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    At age 83 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck

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    I'm gonna stay indoors and give up drinking.

    At age 66 a meteorite will strike you as you are walking to the gas station to buy a 40oz bottle of King Cobra

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    Thomas Betmead: At age 41 you will have a heart attack while eating a deep-fried peanut butter and banana sandwich, Elvis style.

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    At age 29 you will be stopped at the side of the road due to another turbo failure and be flattened by a passing Volvo Globetrotter driven by a Polish man called Sergie who had dropped his fag in his lap and wasn't looking where he was going as a result.

    Uh oh!! best get the life insurance in, or go to the Audi garage pronto!

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    At age 61 I will fall into a vat of neutral shoe polish, and my body will never be recovered.

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    Go back and predict and it changes each time. And they are asking for donations to keep the site running! Americans

    Anyway ill be dead when I am ready.

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    Steve At age 59 you will die from wounds delivered by a blender after trying to make your sixteenth magarita of the day. (And it's on 3:00pm, shame on you!)

    oh well at least I'll go happy

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