3 men married wives from differen't cultures, the 1st man married a chinease woman, he told her to do the dishes & clean the house, it took a few days but on the 3rd day he came home to see the house clean and the dishes put away. The second man married an italian woman, and told her to do all the cleaning the dishes and cooking, the 1st day he didn't see any results, but by the 3rd day the house was clean, the dishes were done and his dinner was on the table. The 3rd man married a barnsley woman, and told her to clean the house, wash the dishes, mow the lawn and have hot meals on the table 3 times a day, the 1st day he didn't see anything, the 2nd day he couldn't see anything, but by the 3rd day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye.