bird ****

**disco dan** · 28th July 2011, 15:42

i clean my car every couple of days, yes its expensive and time consuming, but i like it sparkling. Im now past the point of thinking co-insidence when it comes to birds pooing on MY car all the time, 3 times this week! theres another 8 cars on my close, not a single drop on them. could really use a shot gun right now. Am I alone or do you have the same filthy birds dumping sh** on yours?

**chewy71** · 28th July 2011, 15:50

its because they try to poop over water, clean cars look more like water from the air to a bird than a dirty car

**pistonpete** · 28th July 2011, 15:51

Tell me about it dan, there's a tree outside my house and I have no choice but to park under it

every day bird and squirrel sh**te!!! O and even worse covered in tree sap

VECTRA1974* · 28th July 2011, 15:53

thats why mine has always got one then

**disco dan** · 28th July 2011, 17:25

Originally Posted by pistonpete

Tell me about it dan, there's a tree outside my house and I have no choice but to park under it

every day bird and squirrel sh**te!!! O and even worse covered in tree sap

Chainsaw?!?!? lol! i feel better im not alone. whats more, the accuracy from the little blighters is beyond me, they never miss! never on the pavement.. smack bang in the middle of my roof, which causes me a secondary problem, im 5ft 8!!

**Grumpy1954** · 28th July 2011, 20:20

Yes, I have to check ours daily so I can get it off before it does damage.

**markj23** · 28th July 2011, 20:24

you want to see mine is covered in the stuff Grrrrr

**jrh1** · 28th July 2011, 20:35

Originally Posted by chewy71

its because they try to poop over water, clean cars look more like water from the air to a bird than a dirty car

You're not serious are you.

**Big Dave** · 28th July 2011, 21:25

Originally Posted by pistonpete

Tell me about it dan, there's a tree outside my house and I have no choice but to park under it

every day bird and squirrel sh**te!!! O and even worse covered in tree sap

You ain't seen nothing. Woman I used to work with had no choice but to park under a tree where an owl nested. Now they really know how to take a dump.

**billwwhyte1** · 28th July 2011, 21:37

Have the same problem with my car the seagulls just love it grrrr, but now there are 2 of them that have decided to start pecking at it drivers door now has 5 chip marks on it, how they can be a protected species i do not know there flying rats!!!!

See 1st photo on link was in middle of cleaning car and this was one pass grrrrrrrr

http://www.vectra-c.com/forum/showth...=133545&page=2