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    Angry bird ****

    i clean my car every couple of days, yes its expensive and time consuming, but i like it sparkling. Im now past the point of thinking co-insidence when it comes to birds pooing on MY car all the time, 3 times this week! theres another 8 cars on my close, not a single drop on them. could really use a shot gun right now. Am I alone or do you have the same filthy birds dumping sh** on yours?

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    its because they try to poop over water, clean cars look more like water from the air to a bird than a dirty car

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    Tell me about it dan, there's a tree outside my house and I have no choice but to park under it every day bird and squirrel sh**te!!! O and even worse covered in tree sap

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    thats why mine has always got one then

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    Quote Originally Posted by pistonpete View Post
    Tell me about it dan, there's a tree outside my house and I have no choice but to park under it every day bird and squirrel sh**te!!! O and even worse covered in tree sap
    Chainsaw?!?!? lol! i feel better im not alone. whats more, the accuracy from the little blighters is beyond me, they never miss! never on the pavement.. smack bang in the middle of my roof, which causes me a secondary problem, im 5ft 8!!

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    Yes, I have to check ours daily so I can get it off before it does damage.

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    you want to see mine is covered in the stuff Grrrrr

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    Quote Originally Posted by chewy71 View Post
    its because they try to poop over water, clean cars look more like water from the air to a bird than a dirty car
    You're not serious are you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pistonpete View Post
    Tell me about it dan, there's a tree outside my house and I have no choice but to park under it every day bird and squirrel sh**te!!! O and even worse covered in tree sap
    You ain't seen nothing. Woman I used to work with had no choice but to park under a tree where an owl nested. Now they really know how to take a dump.

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    Have the same problem with my car the seagulls just love it grrrr, but now there are 2 of them that have decided to start pecking at it drivers door now has 5 chip marks on it, how they can be a protected species i do not know there flying rats!!!!

    See 1st photo on link was in middle of cleaning car and this was one pass grrrrrrrr

    http://www.vectra-c.com/forum/showth...=133545&page=2

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