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    Default A blonde , a car, and a mattress

    I am not quite sure this is entirely believeable , but is reproduced here in its entirety.

    A blonde ran over an innerspring mattress on the highway and decided not to worry and kept on driving.
    It caught on the undercarridge of her ford .
    The ensuing jumble finally whipped around enoughto tear a hole in her fuel tank.
    The subsequent lack of fuel is what finally brought her vehicle to its knees .
    She managed to drive 30 miles with a 60 pound tangle of stuff wrapped around her drive shaft.
    She had it towed to her ford dealership and complained that the vehicle had a sort of noise when she was driving at high speed


    Below are the pictures of what they found at her ford dealership
    The last photo is the best



    sort of noise i bet it was , i can just imagine having to untangle this little lot
    Driving vauxhall,s for 30 + years
    and still loving it

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobssignum View Post
    I am not quite sure this is entirely believeable ,
    It's true apparantely. Some of the 'tales' doing a google search say it was actually a man, not a woman. Other reports suggest it was a Jeep and not a Ford.

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    HaHa must have been a man

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    She made her bed she has to lie on it.

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