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    Husband says to his wife, "your arse is the size of a 3 burner BBQ! Later in bed he says "fancy a s**g"? Wife replies, "no thanks,no point in lighting the BBQ for half a sausage!"

    My ex wife is suffering from depression. She phoned me the other day and said, "I feel like jumping in front of a train and you're not doing anything to help!"..... So I sent her a timetable

    Hi, I am afraid I am unable to answer my phone at the moment but if you leave me a message, The News of the World will email it to me later.

    I was talking talking to a girl in a pub the other night and I said "you remind me of my little toe" she said" is that because I'm small and cute" I replied "no because I'll probably end up banging you on the coffee table

    In the car with a girl last night things were getting hot. She said, "Fu** me in the Shi*h**e...! "I said I'm not driving to Sunderland at this time of night".


    Sorry anybody from Sunderland but it's just a joke

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    Haha very good nic

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    nothing like a good laugh first thing in the morning

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    Quote Originally Posted by nicj View Post

    In the car with a girl last night things were getting hot. She said, "Fu** me in the Shi*h**e...! "I said I'm not driving to Sunderland at this time of night".
    (from the son of a Geordie)

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    Quote Originally Posted by nicj View Post
    Husband says to his wife, "your arse is the size of a 3 burner BBQ! Later in bed he says "fancy a s**g"? Wife replies, "no thanks,no point in lighting the BBQ for half a sausage!"

    My ex wife is suffering from depression. She phoned me the other day and said, "I feel like jumping in front of a train and you're not doing anything to help!"..... So I sent her a timetable

    Hi, I am afraid I am unable to answer my phone at the moment but if you leave me a message, The News of the World will email it to me later.

    I was talking talking to a girl in a pub the other night and I said "you remind me of my little toe" she said" is that because I'm small and cute" I replied "no because I'll probably end up banging you on the coffee table

    In the car with a girl last night things were getting hot. She said, "Fu** me in the Shi*h**e...! "I said I'm not driving to Sunderland at this time of night".


    Sorry anybody from Sunderland but it's just a joke
    Sexist jokes huh, love it. bet the other half told you those huh

    Clive...

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    haha love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lizard View Post
    Sexist jokes huh, love it. bet the other half told you those huh

    Clive...

    The sexist jokes are always the best and nope my step dad sends me my daily jokes via txt

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    Quote Originally Posted by nicj View Post
    The sexist jokes are always the best and nope my step dad sends me my daily jokes via txt

    Oh yes I'll agree with that, brings out the cheeky in people

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