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    A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While they're
    sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really
    great new drink. The more she talks about it,the more excited she gets, and starts trying
    to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he gives in and
    lets her order the drink for him.
    The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar...
    A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice.
    The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.
    "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys

    and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice."
    So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.

    He puts the salt on his tongue.....salty but OK .
    He drinks the shot of Baileys.....smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks.....this is OK...
    Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it..... In one second the sharp lime taste hits.....
    At two seconds the Baileys curdles.... At three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits.
    This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to
    disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink.
    When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend, and says,
    "Jesus, what do you call that drink?
    She smiles widely at him and says............



    "Blow Job Revenge"


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    Chuckles mildly...........

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    pmsl

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    been there.....done that!!! but not with the salt

    NASTY!!!!!

    I miss uni!!

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    did the baileys and lime juice to a friend last christmas , she said its like Gaviscon with attitude

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    rofl good one

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    Nah, I don't get it...............


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    reminds you of the hospital sign above the patients bed.
    "nil by mouth".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry
    been there.....done that!!! but not with the salt

    NASTY!!!!!

    I miss uni!!
    Yeah we play that trick too....we call it a 'cement mixer'

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