Neighbour Downstair Has Moved Out..Or Moved In With His Other Half Just Before Crimbo...As The Local Constabulary Want A Word With Him...He Has Let The Young Team Move In And Use It As A Party Den
7 Weeks Ago They Moved In..They Are Right Underneath Me...Music Blaring All Night Till Morning Time..Yesterday The Local Drunk Landed In The House..Next Thing I Heard The Commotion As The House Went Up In The Air..They Were Aw Fighting In The House...Went And Looked Out The Window Just In Nick Of Time To See An Egg Get Launched Right Over The Fence...And Land Right On My............ Windscreen..******* *******
Steamed Right In There And Told Him He Better Git It Cleaned Right Now Or I Would Be Using His Heid As A Team Ball...He Cleaned It And Then Threw Bucket Of Water Over The Window...Not So Noisy Last Night...Longest Lie I Have Ever Had On A Sunday...7.45...Wallop Wallop Wallop..Was Woke Up By Some ******* ********* Battering On Their Door...
Can See Me Up On A Murder Rap Shortly If This Continues
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