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    A woman went into a pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide."
    The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
    The woman replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
    The pharmacist shocked, explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law? I'll lose my licence! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
    The woman reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
    The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription..."
    "Doing a good job here is like wetting your pants in a dark suit, you get a warm feeling but nobody else notices"
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    lol Just wondering whether my old Pharmacist and Indian Chief (US) is suitable for the Forum.

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