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Thread: The Correct Way to Come Home Late

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    Default The Correct Way to Come Home Late

    Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes Up, and Yells at me for staying out so late.

    His friend looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the *** and say!, WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and she acts like she's sound asleep!

    Works Every Time!!!

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    funny that !

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    pmsl very good

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    OH how true !!!!

    Back in a V6 !!!!!!!!!!!! And lovin it !!!

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    lol!

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    pmsl

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    Damn thats a really good one

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    Awesome

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    thats wicked

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