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    The manager of Liverpool Football Club gets a tip off about an amazing young "star in the making" playing for his local team in Iraq. The rumours are so hot he decides to fly out and see for himself.
    On arriving at the Iraqi football ground, he cant believe his eyes, this boy has got potential, he is brilliant. The manager approaches him after the game and offers him a trial at LFC. The young boy is over the moon and arrangements were made to fly to England immediately.

    The next weekend the young iraqi star is on the bench while Liverpool play manchester united, and with only 20 minutes to go, Liverpool are 4-0 down. The Liverpool manager gives the young boy the nod, and on he goes. Well what a performance, one goal after another. The game ends 5-4 to Liverpool, the young Iraqi saved the day! The manager is ecstatic, the other players are overwhelmed and the fans are delirious. Everyone is cheering for the new young superstar.
    The young lad is so happy, he runs off to phone his Mum and tell her whats happened.
    "Mum, you wont believe what a great day I've had" he said. "Liverpool were 4-0 down with 20 minutes to go, and I got sent on. I scored 5 goals and we won! I have a five year contract and everyone loves me, Im so happy"

    "well thats great son, glad you've had a good day, but let me tell you what a **** day I've had while you've been enjoying yourself" she said.

    "Your father and big brother were ambushed and beaten near to death in the street, your little sister was gang raped and has now been forced into prostitution, and I was nearly killed when our house was burned down!" So, what do you think of that?" she said

    "Oh Mum, what can I say, Im so sorry" said the young boy

    "Sorry, sorry!!!! So you ****** should be, it was your idea to move to Liverpool in the first place!"

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    Old gag, well told but very apt.

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    Yep pretty old but could still chukle even though i am a scouser lol

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