Polish Divorce

[Duncan]

Apologies - a real groaner!!

POLISH DIVORCE

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him - "very quick."

The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"

POLE: "JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home."

LAWYER: "No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

POLE: "It made of concrete."

LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"

POLE: "No, we have carport, and not need one."

LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"

POLE: "All my relations still in Poland"

LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

POLE: "Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD player."

LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?"

POLE: "No, I always up before her."

LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"

POLE: "No, she white."

LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"

POLE: "She going to kill me."

LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"

POLE: "I got proof.

LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"

POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say, 'Polish Remover'."

[SCOTTEX]

Better keep that quiet around here, the Poles are outnumbering the Brits.

What is it with our English word "Taxes", other nationalities have a real struggle understanding that this means.

[greeningr]

Groooooooaaaaaaannnn

[Duncan]

Told ya!!

[Caterman]

[Gsi3.2]

[JonSRiCDTi]

[Green Growler]

You been at the crackers early D ???

[Duncan]

You think all that would fit on a cracker motto?!!!

Nah, just something e-mailed to me a little while ago. Usually I just bin all that sort of stuff, but that one made me laugh so I hung onto it.

[Green Growler]

You think all that would fit on a cracker motto?!!!

Depends on the size of yer crackers I suppose.

Nah, just something e-mailed to me a little while ago. Usually I just bin all that sort of stuff, but that one made me laugh so I hung onto it.

Well, you needn't have bothered, lmao.