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    Default Polish Divorce

    Apologies - a real groaner!!

    POLISH DIVORCE

    A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him - "very quick."

    The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

    LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?"

    POLE: "JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home."

    LAWYER: "No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?"

    POLE: "It made of concrete."

    LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"

    POLE: "No, we have carport, and not need one."

    LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"

    POLE: "All my relations still in Poland"

    LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"

    POLE: "Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD player."

    LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?"

    POLE: "No, I always up before her."

    LAWYER: "Is your wife a nagger?"

    POLE: "No, she white."

    LAWYER: "WHY do you want this divorce?"

    POLE: "She going to kill me."

    LAWYER: "What makes you think that?"

    POLE: "I got proof.

    LAWYER: "What kind of proof?"

    POLE: "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say, 'Polish Remover'."

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    Better keep that quiet around here, the Poles are outnumbering the Brits.

    What is it with our English word "Taxes", other nationalities have a real struggle understanding that this means.

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    Groooooooaaaaaaannnn

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    Told ya!!

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    You been at the crackers early D ???

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    You think all that would fit on a cracker motto?!!!

    Nah, just something e-mailed to me a little while ago. Usually I just bin all that sort of stuff, but that one made me laugh so I hung onto it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duncan
    You think all that would fit on a cracker motto?!!!
    Depends on the size of yer crackers I suppose.


    Quote Originally Posted by Duncan
    Nah, just something e-mailed to me a little while ago. Usually I just bin all that sort of stuff, but that one made me laugh so I hung onto it.
    Well, you needn't have bothered, lmao.

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