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    Default Funny but possibly true

    Just been sent by one of the girls I work with, just thought I would share it with you all. Apoligies to the ladies on here in advance



    The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a

    man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own

    hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's

    license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant

    other!!







    DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?

    SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?

    SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

    ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.



    DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?

    SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.

    SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

    ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.



    DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

    SAFER: What did I do wrong?

    SAFEST: Here's fifty bucks.

    ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.



    DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?

    SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

    SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

    ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some chocolate.



    DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?

    SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.

    SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

    ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.



    13 Things PMS Stands For:

    1. Pass My Shotgun

    2. Psychotic Mood Shift

    3. Perpetual Munching Spree

    4. Puffy Mid-Section

    5. People Make me Sick

    6. Provide Me with Sweets

    7. Pardon My Sobbing

    8. Pimples May Surface

    9. Pass My Sweatpants

    10. ****y Mood Syndrome

    11. Plainly; Men Suck

    12. Pack My Stuff........And my favourite one...

    13. Potential Murder Suspect





    Another thing to giggle about...



    My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the

    other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good

    mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big f******g

    red mark on his forehead.

    Maybe next time he'll buy me diamonds.

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    Some nice ones there lol

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    ermm............sorry, don't understand it!!





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    very good!

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    Pass My Sweeties

    Pants Might Stick

    Pushover Man Sighted

    Please Migrate Somewhere

    Pass My Slippers

    Patient May Scream

    Pass More Sweets

    There's a few more I thought of, like the chocolate bit, so so true.

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    Many a true word spoken in jest.........

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    My wife says its all true.......

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