Day 2 - Of Doing NOTHING

[spennny]

Gonna be a bit tougher than i originally though.................

So went to bed last night to watch the buzzcocks , and she had played a blinder........ she had exchanged beds with my son....... so there i was all night trying to sleep , unfortunatley my sons body compass doesnt "allow" him to sleep like any other person , i woke up this morning after a horrendous night with his feet literally in my mouth !!!!

So time to rethink the strategy , as it looks like she is up for the fight

[big jon]

put your son back in with her tell her he is missing his mum, i hope he is under 6 yrs old if not get a new couch, it looks like a long haul mate

[marktaylor]

be strong paul lol

[HITFACTORY1403]

Gonna be a bit tougher than i originally though.................

she had exchanged beds with my son....... , i woke up this morning after a horrendous night with his feet literally in my mouth !!!!

So time to rethink the strategy , as it looks like she is up for the fight

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Did she know your sons foot would end up in your mouth ?

Maybe she's trying to tell you something ?

That YOU have foot in mouth disease ...

1) before removing foot , think carefully about what you say .

2) you are always putting your foot in it .

3) foot " in " mouth disease ( you need put down by a vet )

or she's thinking ...........

" i wish you would for once , you would just shut you footin mouth "

THE CHEEKY BINCH !!!

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Or maybe i am just getting my metaphors / sayings mixed up ...

Good luck on day 2 in the Big Spenny House ...

( IN A GEORDIE VOICE LIKE MARCUS BENTLEY )

Who goes ........

Last one standing decides ...

[Vaux-Man-G]

I think I may have missed something Paul.

Ive been seeing these "do nothing" thread, whats going on?

[Whisky]

Just crack on with the reverse psychology - how much u love spending time with ur son and how close u feel sleeping with him next to u, she might get jealous and take him off ur hands! Of course it may involve 1 or 2 sleepless nights and may completely backfire - both of which I accept no responsibility for,lol!

[marktaylor]

I think I may have missed something Paul.

Ive been seeing these "do nothing" thread, whats going on?

hes trying to prove to the wife how much he does around the house , so hes not doing anything to show her

[Vaux-Man-G]

Ahh, I see.

[Jezzy]

Perhaps try talking to her and coming to a mutual understanding...before we get to see a "First day of divorce proceedings" thread.

[badback]

Perhaps try talking to her and coming to a mutual understanding...before we get to see a "First day of divorce proceedings" thread.

Or where's Spennny thread.