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    Default They walk amongst us

    Shamelessly ripped off from the Alfa forum

    Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:
    "Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too UN-trusting of this deal.
    It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it.
    Caution... They Walk Among Us...
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    While looking at a house, my brother asked the real-estate agent which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for some time, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff."
    They Walk Among Us...
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    I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time ?" Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
    They Walk Among Us...
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    My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving."
    They Walk Among Us...
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    My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car it's designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
    They Walk Among Us...
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    My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases.
    The cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
    They Walk Among Us...
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    I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head ?" I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned.
    They Walk Among Us...
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    I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "Has your plane arrived yet ?"
    They Walk Among Us...
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    While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."
    Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.
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    They walk among us, AND reproduce

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    indeed they do..

    does make you wonder some times doesn't it..

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    I think "they" all work for Vauxhall dealers !!!

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    good one mlc

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    Seen how old this post is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ed taylor View Post
    Seen how old this post is.
    I don't care as longs as it brings a smile to a friday afternoon while I am having a cuppa ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tadpole View Post
    I don't care as longs as it brings a smile to a friday afternoon while I am having a cuppa ....
    Don,t spill any sitting in your rocking chair then, Tad"

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    threads a bit old lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by big rich View Post
    threads a bit old lol
    That is why Tadders likes it............

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    Quote Originally Posted by ed taylor View Post
    That is why Tadders likes it............
    lol good one ed

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