Mr Honda of Honda Motor Corporation died and went to heaven for judgement at the gates. St Peter told Mr Honda since you've been such a good man, and your motorcycles have changed the world , your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven!
Mr Honda thought long and hard and said "I want to hang out with God, I have a question for him". St Peter took Mr Honda to the throne room and introduced him to God.
Mr Honda asked..."God, are you the inventor of women?"
God says "Yes I am"
"Well" says Mr Honda,as a professional man, you have some major design flaws.
1; Thers too much inconsistency in the front end protrusion.

2; It chatters constantly at speed.

3; Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.

4;The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.

5; Plus, the monthly down time and aggravation are outragous and dont even get me started talking about the maintenance costs!

Mmmmm, you do raise some good points replied God. Lets have a look.
God went to his celestial super computer, typed in a few things and waited for the results. After a moment God said, "well, it may be true that my invention seems to be flawed, but according to these figures here, more men are riding my invention than yours!!!!