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    Default Wee bit funny

    An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period for two
    Months.

    Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and buys a pregnancy
    Kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

    Shouting, cursing, Crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to
    Know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a
    Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with
    Grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari
    And enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father and the
    Mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has
    Informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family
    Situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your
    Daughter for the rest of her life.

    Additionally, if a girl is born I will Bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a
    £2,000,000 bank account.

    If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of Factories and a £4,000,000 bank account.

    If twins, they will receive a Factory and £2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage I am not
    Sure what I should do, what do you suggest I do?"

    At this point, the girl's Father who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder
    And tells him, "You **** her again."

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    Good one Barry.....

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    very good

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    good one

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