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    On a bitterly cold winters morning a husband and wife in Dublin were listening to the radio during breakfast.

    They heard the announcer say ,

    We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today.
    You must park your car on the even numbered side of the street ,
    so the snow ploughs can get through

    So the good wife went out and moved her car

    A week later while they areeating breakfast again the announcer said ,

    We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.

    You must park your car on the odd -numbered side of the street so the snow ploughs can get through

    The good wife went out and moved her car again .

    The next week they are again having breakfast , when the radio announcer says , We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today.

    You must park...........
    Then the electric power went out.

    The good wife was very upset and with a worried look on her face she said to her husband,

    I dont know what to do .
    which side of the street do i need to park on so the snowplough s can get through?

    Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit , the husband replied








    ''Why dont you just leave the car in the garage this time''.
    Driving vauxhall,s for 30 + years
    and still loving it

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