The School run Motorshow. Being self employed when I am around I will go pick up Maddie at least a couple of times a week if I can. This is an example of the circus. I watch the antics of the Volvo's, Q7, Navarra, Range Rover Merc's even an AM Vantage V8 etc at school dumping time and these women are so funny!!
1. Mrs Navarra. just throws it at the pavement and hopes,,
2, Mrs Range-Rover. is obviously scared to damager her Gansta 22's and takes forever to get parked and is usually a foot and a half out from the kerb
3. Mrs Q7, well she needs a fleet a Audi A1 tug boats to moor her somewhere near the kerb and usually tries to get to the place early so she can park in one of the private house, garage driveways, so she doesn't need to do a reverse park!
4. Mrs Bentley. Oh heck she doesn't attempt parking she goes into the bus lane and refuses to leave her very poorly un-detailed Co-GT
5. Mrs Late. Ahhh lovely Mrs late,, her poor kid left in the classroom with abandonment issues that will be very expensive to sort in the late teen years, she can be heard tyres a squealing and heavy breathing at least 100 yards from school and as the car emerges from the dust and debris squealing into view trying to enter a very narrow road filled with the other lot all going the opposite direction see her frustration and eyes go RED as she has to wait for car after car to exit!!!
I am usually almost home before I hear her emerge from the side road and head home in her almost trashed brand new 5 series touring!
I could go on but rant over it's a nice day,,,,,,,
As for me, I found out that it was far safer and much less stressful for me and my car if I walked!!!!! trouble is I live about 250 yards from school most of this lot live far closer
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