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    Talking Bravest men - Sorry ladies!

    What's the definition of the bravest man in the world??

    The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume,then slaps his wife on the backside and says: "You're next, fatty."

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    Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading.

    Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."

    Wife replies: "I think you'll find that is a sheep."

    Man replies: "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

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    A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife ! packing a suitcase.

    He asks, "What are you doing?"

    She answers, "I'm moving to London.

    I heard prostitutes there get paid £400 for doing what I do for you for free."

    Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.

    When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm coming too I want to see how you live on £800 a year".

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    You're next, fatty one is excellent.

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    All three are great.

    I like the suitcase one best I think, but the fatty one superb.

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    jus wait for the assault from the ladies lol

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    PMSL!!! Quality!!

    first and third one had me in stitches, heard the second one before!

    £800 a year!!

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    pmsl, excellent!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brocks
    What's the definition of the bravest man in the world??

    The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume,then slaps his wife on the backside and says: "You're next, fatty."
    Thats ****ing quality !!!

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    Okay, maybe I'm not very good at standing up for my own sex, but those made me laugh myself off my chair!!

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