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    The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten
    hens he kept in the hen house behind the church.

    One Sunday morning, before Mass, he went to feed the birds and
    discovered that the c0ck was missing.

    He knew about c0ck fights in the village,
    so he questioned his parishioners in Church. During Mass, he asked the
    congregation:

    Has anybody got a c0ck?"
    All the men stood up.

    No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant.

    Has anybody seen a c0ck?"
    All the women stood up.

    No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant.

    Has anybody seen a c0ck that doesn't belong to them?"
    Half the women stood up.

    No, no," he said, "that wasn't what
    I meant. Has anybody seen MY c0ck?"

    Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up

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    very good

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    Brilliant .................

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    FPMSL My new favorite joke
    [SIGPIC]VX<font color=Red>R</font> with added Courtenay <img src=https://www.vectra-c.com/forum/images/smilies/biggrin.png border=0 alt= title=Big Grin class=inlineimg />

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    fpmsl alan that is good mate

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    aye very good alan

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    Very good lol

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    Love it!!

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