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    Default She is gonna kill me!

    Plasterer came today to do the kitchen ceiling so everything went into the conservatory so he could do it. People fitting conservatory blinds turn up and say hey buddy you got a leak?

    Leak? I ask

    The guy point to what stands on a natural waxed wood table a glass oil filled thing about a 75cm. You know the things for decorative purposes with chillies in for the kitchen

    I put it in there and as the conservatory heated up the oil got hot cracked the glass and exploded the chilli infused oil everywhere.

    Poo I thought as I looked at the table....then the wicker furniture that cost about a grand before Xmas...with the soaked cushion and cover....with the throw over it.... I suddenly felt afraid for the first time in my life

    I've soaked the cushion cover in talcum powder then used some solvent cleaner, then left it soaking for an hour in vanish and just washed it in vanish. Then realised its dry clean only! Now going to do the throw...This may the last ever message I post

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    was nice knowing you lol

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    Bummer m8, if your wife does kill you, can I have your car LOL

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    Sounds like you need a headstone....Lol

    What do want on it ? Your choice before she kills you.

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    Oh CRAP!!!!!

    Promise me you will NOT clean up, then rub your eye's or nose, just do NOT do that,,,,,,,,, death by girlfriend is so much less painful chum,,,,

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    any pets that could be blamed

    lol Good luck .... if i see you floating Face down on the coast i'll fish you out

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    I'm gonna face it like a man.......it was the cats fault a bird flew into the conservatory and he chased it and knocked the oil vase bottle thingy over. He'll get "Oh you little ****** and then his tea" Me I,ll get....**&^%$%^&***&^%$$%$£!"!$£!^&*

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_wave_rider View Post
    I'm gonna face it like a man.......it was the cats fault a bird flew into the conservatory and he chased it and knocked the oil vase bottle thingy over. He'll get "Oh you little ****** and then his tea" Me I,ll get....**&^%$%^&***&^%$$%$£!"!$£!^&*

    Absolute genius chum, infact was it not while I was at your front door talking to you about signum foglight conversions and the forum

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    Well that went easier then I thought lol she saw the new blinds and said wow love them, as I shuffled her towards the kitchen again when I get

    "Whats happened to the sofa?"

    "Ah the sofa" and came clean adding "Just as well the blinds were not fitted as it sprayed all over the windows (A little lie) and our lovely blinds would have been ruined"

    Sorted with minimal fuss....moral of the story ALWAYS make things sound worse then they were and that you controlled it far better then she could have done. Just got to get another cushion made now!

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    well done brave man lol................

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