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    Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age andthinking, surely i can't look that old? Well.....you'll love this one!
    My name is alice smith and i was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his dental diploma, which bore his full name.

    Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark haired boy with the same name had been in my secondary school class some 30-odd years ago



    could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then?



    Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought.



    This balding, gray haired man with the deeply lined face was far too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, i asked him if he had attended morgan park secondary school ...



    'yes, yes i did. I'm a morganner! ' he beamed with pride.



    'when did you leave to go to college?' i asked



    he answered, in 1965. Why do you ask?



    'you were in my class!' i exclaimed.



    He looked at me closely.



    Then that ugly,



    old,



    bald,



    wrinkled,



    fat assed,



    grey haired,



    decrepit,



    ******* asked....



    'what did you teach?'

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    he he!!

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    lol

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