Say these words out loud. "ALPHA KENNY BODY" OK now say it faster!! Aah Ha! I knew it!!
This January sale s**t is doing my head in.
Went to Boots and they don't sell boots
Went to Currys they don't sell curry
Went to Selfridges they don't sell fridges
And you can tell how disappointed I was when I went to the virgin megastore...
A Chicken crossed the road and met James Bond. The chicken said : What's your name ?" Bond, James Bond. What's yours? Ken, Chick Ken"
a girl comes home to find her boyfriend blow drying his his willy. "what are you doing " she asks he replies "warming your dinner you ungrateful cow "!!
Breaking news - snow white has been thrown out of Disneyland after sitting on Pinocchio's face singing 'tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies'
I refuse to Bungee Jump, I came into this world because of broken rubber, I refuse to leave the same way.
One good thing about getting older is that multi-tasking becomes easier....... .............You can sneeze, p**s, and s**t yourself all at the same