As in one that makes and receives calls and nothing esle?

John's Phone

Spotted it on ComputerActive this week and thought it was almost genius!

No camera
No phonebook (well, a paper one in a slot on the back of the phone!)
No bluetooth
No SMS or MMS
No menu's
No internet
No apps

Nothing except the ability to make a call and receive a call. And all for 80 euro's (~ £68) and it is unlocked!

Got to love the simple ideas! Oh, and it says the battery lasts up to 3 weeks!! lol (have to charge my X10 Mini daily!)