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    Default Tornado Appeal.

    As you are probably aware, recently, a serious tornado hit parts of
    southern Birmingham.

    News of the disaster was swiftly carried to the civilised world by
    pay-as-you go SMS messages. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly
    muttering 'blooooodyell' and 'yourite?'. The tornado decimated the area
    causing several pounds worth of damage. Several priceless collections of
    mementos from the Balearics and Spanish Costa's were damaged beyond
    repair. Several historic Ford Sierras and Nissan Bluebirds were blown of
    there brick plinths. A large number of 3 series BMW's had there alloy
    wheels damaged and a quantity of Renault Clio's had there tinted windows
    blown out. Many locals were woken well before their giro arrived.

    One resident, Sharon Knowles, a 15yr old single mother of seven said:
    "It was such a shock, my little Beyonce came running into my bedroom
    crying. My youngest two, Azif and Delbert slept through it all. I was
    still shaking when I was watching Trisha the next morning".

    Another resident, Community worker Royston Akimose, 38, said: "I was
    'avin' a meetin' wiv a business associate, the sky went dark, an, de
    next fing I know, me ganj is blown all over 'is Impreza!"

    Apparently though, looting and car crime did carry on as normal.

    The British Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of sunny
    delight to the area to help the stricken locals. Rescue workers are
    still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of
    personal belongings, which include benefit books, jewellery from
    Elizabeth Duke at Argos and bone china from Pound Stretcher. How Can You

    This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those
    unfortunate enough to be caught up in the disaster.

    Clothing is most sought after, items needed include:
    Fila or Burberry baseball caps
    Kappa tracksuit tops (his & hers)
    Von Dutch t-Shirts
    White sports socks
    Rockport boots
    Any large gold plated accessories

    Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.
    Required foodstuffs include microwave meals, tins of baked beans, ice
    cream, and bottles of Smirnoff Ice. 22p buys a biro for filling in the
    compensation forms, £2.00 buys fish, chips & blue fizzy drinks for a
    family of 9, and £5.00 will pay for a packet of B&H and a lighter to
    calm the nerves of those affected. Please do not send tents for shelter,
    as the sight of posh housing is unfair on the population in neighbouring

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    PMSL mate..

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    very good mate.

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