The parrot

[mspvxr]

Lady's dishwasher breaks down, so she calls a repairman. She has to go out so tells him, "Don't worry about my bulldog, he won't bother you, but whatever you do, don't under any circumstances, talk to my parrot!" The man starts work, wary of the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he's ever seen, but it just lays there watching him work. The parrot however, drives him nuts, yelling & cursing. Finally, the man snaps & yells, "Shut the f##k up, ya annoyin' b#s#rd!" Parrot replies,
"GET HIM SPIKE!!"

[Tam80]

lol

[happypostie]

nice

[nicj]

lmao