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    TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT AREN'T

    10. Nuts...my shaft is bent.
    9. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
    8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
    7. Look at the size of his putter.
    6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
    5. Mind if I join your threesome?
    4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
    3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
    2. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
    1. Hold up...I need to wash my balls first.

    Top Ten Ways to Tell Someone Their Fly is Unzipped...

    1. The cucumber has left the salad.

    2. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.

    3. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.

    4. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

    5. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!

    6. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.

    7. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary".

    8. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

    9. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?

    10. Men are From Mars, women can see Your *****

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    Lmao... Good

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    Like It Nic

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    TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP WITH A ****** FOR A DAY...
    but think if i posted i may end up with a lifetime

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    Quote Originally Posted by nicj View Post
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    TOP TEN THINGS MEN WOULD DO IF THEY WOKE UP WITH A ****** FOR A DAY...
    but think if i posted i may end up with a lifetime
    Ferrari?

    I'd be all over it, literally.

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