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    Forgot my glasses ...

    Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.
    She suggested I go down to the senior center and hang outwith the guys.

    I did this and when I got home last night I told herthat I had joined a parachute club.

    She said "Are you nuts?

    You're almost 75 years old and you'regoing to start jumping out of airplanes?"

    I proudly showed her that I even
    got a membership card.

    She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses!

    This is a membershipto a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club!"

    I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do!
    I signed up for five jumps a week!

    Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier.


















    Driving vauxhall,s for 30 + years
    and still loving it

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