Need Help - Practical Joke Advice

[Gayno]

OK, so recently I've become the butt of some practical jokes at work. Nothing sinister, just the other lads having a laugh at my expense!!

1st being they hid a remote fart machine in my bag and were setting it off all afternoon and I couldn't find it.

2nd I bought a SuperDry coat which was delivered today while I was out on site - they scanned the delivery label and stuck it to a bag of rubbish and almost had me believe that is what I'd actually been sent!

SO, I need to get them back but I have no imagination!!

We're a small dept, only 4 of us, so I need to get back 3 lads all at the same time. We're IT engineers so most of the computer related tricks won't wash with them!

I'd really like to do something sly and mess with their heads, so they don't know I'm doing it, so not anything silly like water on the door!

Any ideas?!?!

[Jezzy]

Ask them to stand up, then stamp on their knee caps, then when they're on the floor kick them in the back really hard. That'll "learn em".

[Craig1985]

Fill their boots with cement and leave over night

[Jezzy]

It's Tuesday tomorrow, so tell them it's Microsoft Patch Tuesday part 2 (the real one was last week) and that they need to download, install and test a vital security patch for the biofilter application. That'll keep them busy trying to find it.

[Vectralicker]

Phone the police and tell them you think they are drink driving on their way home, waste of tax payers money and police time, but still, gets them back

[spennny]

Buy fake lottery scratch cards from eBay, leave it on your desk and allow one of them to scratch it , there hilarious ,

Super glue or blue tack his phone receiver down or put black ink on the ear piece

[UncleMelon]

Stick sewing pins in the fabric of their chairs, or glue the mouse to the mousepad

[Grumpy1954]

Do you know their email addys? You could sign them up a few websites or newsletter, even holiday mags? Or if you want to be really evil, WP a draft letter, copied with each of their names on it, asking about a new job, describing their existing job as a waste of space, and leave it where the boss will find it. You could even put them on dating web site.
I think I've seen joke ads on eBay , could list them as life size models of the Three Stooges....

[RobW]

Glue a pound coin to the floor just by the door. Sit back and watch all three try and pick it up!

Or cold water to make coffee. We actually did an extreme version of this, properly heated the cup first then made a cold coffee. If you are in IT, they won't be able to spit!

Remove certain keys from theor keyboards?

[TimTay]

if you make the cuppys, crack an egg and allow it to run down the side of the cup. then wen they take the last mouthfull hey presto!