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    Default Going Fishing

    Four married blokes go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:


    First bloke: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife I will paint every room in the house next weekend."


    Second bloke: "That's nothing; I had to promise my wife I will a build new pool and deck.


    Third bloke: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise to take out and refit the kitchen."


    They continue fishing then realise the fourth bloke hasn't said a word.


    So they ask him. "You haven't said what you had to do to come fishing, what was it?"


    Fourth bloke: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. It went off, I shut it off, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex?" She said, "Make sure you wear sun-block."

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    ROTFL!!! I'll remember this one on Saturday for Trax!!!

    Hilarious!!!

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