bernard matthews.........

**big rich** · 27th November 2010, 23:07

bernard matthews has died aged 80...he is due to be cremated next wednesday,gas mark 6 for 3 hours

**paulvectrac** · 27th November 2010, 23:08

lol

**Steve01** · 28th November 2010, 01:40

Ha ha ha not bad

Heres one for you:

As a family, were trying to keep up with technology. So, I bought my son an iPod ,my daughter and iPhone and myself an iPad. I fely sorry for the wife, so I bought her an iRon and thats when the s**t really hit the fan. What an ungrateful b***h!

**Steve01** · 28th November 2010, 01:45

and another....

I was driving down the motorway with my wife the other day when she piped up,
"I think those people in the car next to us are Welsh."
"Why is that?" I said
"Well the kids are writing on the window and it says 'stit ruoy su wohs'."

**Exclusive BV** · 11th December 2010, 22:44

Originally Posted by Steve01

Ha ha ha not bad

Heres one for you:

As a family, were trying to keep up with technology. So, I bought my son an iPod ,my daughter and iPhone and myself an iPad. I fely sorry for the wife, so I bought her an iRon and thats when the s**t really hit the fan. What an ungrateful b***h!

That has tickled me pink,