i heard a first time mum talking today,she said giving berth was the most painful experience ever.
there speaks a woman who has never tried eating toblerone straight from the fridge
i heard a first time mum talking today,she said giving berth was the most painful experience ever.
there speaks a woman who has never tried eating toblerone straight from the fridge
if its the most painful experience ever why do a majority of women then want more children...... you dont hear many blokes who have been kicked in the jacobs saying 9 months later .....honey i would really like another kick
0-Large smile ......every time it's driven
Not enough gas and air lol
Does anybody remember some flooding in Africa - about 5 years ago - a women had a baby while she was trapped in a tree as the flood waters raged under neath her..... NO FLOWERS/NO GAS AND AIR/NO EPIDURAL.. and certainly NO CHOCOLATE....... she just got on with it.... my missus loves it when I tell her that.....
and another thing.... how come when they have cravings it's never for salad...
rant over!!! anybody want a soap box!!!
My misses gave birth to our 2nd son on the front seat of the car while I was driving, Like a loone i must admit, a few moans and he was out,
Nothing to it really from what I saw I think having the snip was worse than giving birth , The old Johnson hurt for weeks lol
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