im in big trouble! :(

[Vectralicker]

Our company was a finalist in the Fife business Awards yesterday.

Start of night:
Full dinner suit (proper penguin style)
whimsicle chat
everyone being ever so posh and proper
champagne
3 coarse meal

WE WIN!

End of night:
No recollection of anything after 12pm.

Ive been advised i was found rummaging through my bosses wifes handbag, when I was questioned as to what i was looking for I replied "jumbo tampax!"

Found "honking" my managers wifes t!ts

Stole 3 bottles of wine from the bar

Cant remember leaving the venue but have been told i was grabbing my bosses arse all the way out the door making "honky" noises

Ended up back at the bosses house and we were all merry.
I was found dancing in the garden with his wife in the rain to
Blue Pearl - Join me dancing naked in the rain, doing a sexy strip tease...

Then I sat IN the wheelie bin for around an hour.

I woke this morning (in my own bed) No knowledge of anything as I said.

My other half standing over me, arms crossed, lookin a little vexed.

"morning sweet heart"
"****ing Morning??????????" (storms out of room and slams door)

It would appear, that I came in around 3am, and proceed to fall head first into the livingroom wall, leaving, well a head shaped hole in the plaster board.

I even had to get a taxi into work as I was still burst at 10am

UH OH
so i just had flowers delivered to his work

[kdadidog]

[WilliamLX]

Never serves to get drunk at work occasions! I am a bit confused by the last sentence.

[Das]

bwhahahahahahahahahahhhahahaahahahahaahhahahahahah aahaahaahhaa

[spoons]

...I am a bit confused by the last sentence.

I'm not explaining it

[AKeeNShoT]

vectralicker is a chick

[Das]

I'm not explaining it

Asumption, the mother.....................



oh stuff it....................

[spoons]

vectralicker is a chick

[GSiFan]

Top story!!

Paul

[WilliamLX]

Yes I did wonder, but the honking the bosses wife's tits bit was making it kind of surreal!