Our company was a finalist in the Fife business Awards yesterday.
Start of night:
Full dinner suit (proper penguin style)
whimsicle chat
everyone being ever so posh and proper
champagne
3 coarse meal
WE WIN!
End of night:
No recollection of anything after 12pm.
Ive been advised i was found rummaging through my bosses wifes handbag, when I was questioned as to what i was looking for I replied "jumbo tampax!"
Found "honking" my managers wifes t!ts
Stole 3 bottles of wine from the bar
Cant remember leaving the venue but have been told i was grabbing my bosses arse all the way out the door making "honky" noises
Ended up back at the bosses house and we were all merry.
I was found dancing in the garden with his wife in the rain to
Blue Pearl - Join me dancing naked in the rain, doing a sexy strip tease...
Then I sat IN the wheelie bin for around an hour.
I woke this morning (in my own bed) No knowledge of anything as I said.
My other half standing over me, arms crossed, lookin a little vexed.
"morning sweet heart"
"****ing Morning??????????" (storms out of room and slams door)
It would appear, that I came in around 3am, and proceed to fall head first into the livingroom wall, leaving, well a head shaped hole in the plaster board.
I even had to get a taxi into work as I was still burst at 10am
UH OH
so i just had flowers delivered to his work
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