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    Default im in big trouble! :(

    Our company was a finalist in the Fife business Awards yesterday.

    Start of night:
    Full dinner suit (proper penguin style)
    whimsicle chat
    everyone being ever so posh and proper
    champagne
    3 coarse meal

    WE WIN!

    End of night:
    No recollection of anything after 12pm.

    Ive been advised i was found rummaging through my bosses wifes handbag, when I was questioned as to what i was looking for I replied "jumbo tampax!"

    Found "honking" my managers wifes t!ts

    Stole 3 bottles of wine from the bar

    Cant remember leaving the venue but have been told i was grabbing my bosses arse all the way out the door making "honky" noises

    Ended up back at the bosses house and we were all merry.
    I was found dancing in the garden with his wife in the rain to
    Blue Pearl - Join me dancing naked in the rain, doing a sexy strip tease...

    Then I sat IN the wheelie bin for around an hour.

    I woke this morning (in my own bed) No knowledge of anything as I said.

    My other half standing over me, arms crossed, lookin a little vexed.

    "morning sweet heart"
    "****ing Morning??????????" (storms out of room and slams door)

    It would appear, that I came in around 3am, and proceed to fall head first into the livingroom wall, leaving, well a head shaped hole in the plaster board.

    I even had to get a taxi into work as I was still burst at 10am

    UH OH
    so i just had flowers delivered to his work
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    Never serves to get drunk at work occasions! I am a bit confused by the last sentence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WilliamLX View Post
    ...I am a bit confused by the last sentence.
    I'm not explaining it

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    vectralicker is a chick

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    Quote Originally Posted by spoons View Post




    I'm not explaining it
    Asumption, the mother.....................



    oh stuff it....................

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    Quote Originally Posted by AKeeNShoT View Post
    vectralicker is a chick

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    Top story!!

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    Yes I did wonder, but the honking the bosses wife's tits bit was making it kind of surreal!

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