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    Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

    1970 - Crowd gathers. Johnny wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best mates for life.

    2010 - Police called, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Mark started it. Both children go to anger management programs for 3 months. School board hold meeting to impliment bullying prevention programs

    Scenario:
    Robbie won't keep still in class, disrupts other students.

    1970 - Robbie sent to office and given 6 of the best by the Headmaster. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

    2010 - Robbie given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. Robbie's parents get fortnightly disability payments and School gets extra funding from state because Robbie has a disability.

    Scenario :
    Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.

    1970 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

    20010 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. Goverment psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison.

    Scenario :
    Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

    1970 - Mark gets glass of water from Teacher to take aspirin with.

    2010 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.


    Scenario :
    Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from Guy Fawkes, puts them in a model airfix paint bottle, blows up an ant’s nest.

    1970 - Ants die.

    2010- Police, Armed Forces, & Anti-terrorism Squad called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, MI5 investigate parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated. Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

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    Johnny falls while running during break and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.

    1970 - In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

    2010 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces 3 years in Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.

    This should be sent to every e-mail address to show how stupid we have become!

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    Sadly closer to the truth than it should be.

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    Political Correctness - I dread where we will be in 2050.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WilliamLX View Post
    Sadly closer to the truth than it should be.

    Seen it before, but as William said, too close to the truth!

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