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    Default Words Women use............

    Hi guys -

    Following on from Drinky's thread about understanding women, I thought I would add the following...............could help you boys out a little!!!

    WORDS WOMEN USE
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    FINE
    This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up

    FIVE MINUTES
    If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only ever five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house

    NOTHING
    This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

    GO AHEAD
    This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

    LOUD SIGH
    This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an
    idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

    THAT'S OKAY
    This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    THANKS
    A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome

    Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!

    And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh

    You may not know that many non-living things have a gender.

    For example:

    1) Ziploc Bags -- They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you
    can see right through them

    2) Copiers -- They are Female, because once turned off, it
    takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed

    3) Tyre -- Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated

    4) Hot Air Balloon -- Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to
    light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part

    5) Sponges -- Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water

    6) Web Page -- Female, because it's always getting hit on

    7) Subway -- Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up

    8) Hourglass -- Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom

    9) Hammer -- Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around

    10) Remote Control -- Female...... Ha! You thought it'd be male. But consider this -- it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying


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    ...FINE (False Information Negativley Expressed)

    Thanks Mrs D... theres one you missed off which I think the lads should know about:

    "Thanks a lot"
    This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing".

    Mark

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    Darn it - I though we had managed to keep that one secret from you all!!! lol

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    well done mrs D and thanks very much for the info, i read them out to my mrs to see what she thought and she just give me a clip and said not to be cheeky - LOL
    Wayne -

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    My God, EVERY ONE of them is my wife all over
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    LOL. Us men will still get it wronf though

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    Mrs D your a jem , I understand my wife totally now for the first time !! Well , untill she says '' we'll see '' that means NO doesn't it ? What about ''OK But don't wake me up ''



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    Quote Originally Posted by big phil
    What about ''OK But don't wake me up ''

    Is this the same as 'pull my nightie back down when you've finished!????!!?!' lmao!!!

    Back in a V6 !!!!!!!!!!!! And lovin it !!!

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    Dirty men!!!!..............dirty, dirty men!!!!!!!! hee hee!!!!

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